Problems with GUYS (dnt take it seriously), its true

The Problems with GUYS:

If u

TREAThim nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

 

 If u

DRESS Nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG .

If u

ARGUEwith him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are

SMARTERthan him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't

Love him, he tries to POSSESS
u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE
u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make
love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he
says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM,he says u are TROBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST
him.

If u SCOLD
him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES
for u.

If u BREAK
your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED
to do so.

If u SMOKE,
u are BAD
girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL
in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT
him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

If
u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....