Jokes - Conversation over Phone

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:  "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.   "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I couldjust be polite and end the conversation.  I tell him,
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

Valentine SMS

I am opening an emotional bank a/c for u in my heart,
please deposit ur love and u will get the interest.
Happy Valintine's day...

one stone is enough to break a glass
one sentence to break heart
one second is enough to fall in love
one good friend like u is enough to spend the whole life..

ek sapna.. kisi se apne se milna .
ek ittefaq aapka hmari zindgi mia aana
ek haqiqat - aap se dosti karna
aur ek tammna -- dosti ko zindgi bhar nibhana

unki ada ka kya jawab de
apne dost ko hum kya uphar de
acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwaate
per jo khud gulab ho use kya gulab de..

Largest Countries in the World

Rank Country Area (square kilometers)
1 Russia 17,075,400
2 Canada 9,976,140
3 United States 9,629,091
4 China 9,596,960
5 Brazil 8,511,965
6 Australia 7,686,850
7 India 3,287,590
8 Argentina 2,776,890
9 Kazakhstan 2,717,306
10 Sudan 2,505,810
11 Algeria 2,381,740
12 Dem. Rep. of Congo 2,345,410
13 Mexico 1,972,550
14 Saudi Arabia 1,960,582
15 Indonesia 1,919,440