5 common Laws!

1. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

2. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

3. Bath Theorem: When the body becomes wet with water, the telephone rings.

4Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know, increases when you're with someone you don't want to be seen with.

5. LAW of Tea/Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot tea/coffee, your boss'll ask you to do something which will last until the tea/coffee is cold.