Saturday, May 14, 2005

JOKES

Subject: Ouch!

"Ouch! It's too tight."

"Don't worry,sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in ."

"Aah! I can't. It's painful."

"Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another..... WEDDING RING"

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1. Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure "Give me a green one, please

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2. Our Sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.He
promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, and ADDRESS etc.Then he came to the column "Salary Expected:" He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes




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