Microsoft Joke again

A helicopter was flying around above the town, Seattle when an
electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Jokes - Conversation over Phone

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:  "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.   "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I couldjust be polite and end the conversation.  I tell him,
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

Valentine SMS

I am opening an emotional bank a/c for u in my heart,
please deposit ur love and u will get the interest.
Happy Valintine's day...

one stone is enough to break a glass
one sentence to break heart
one second is enough to fall in love
one good friend like u is enough to spend the whole life..

ek sapna.. kisi se apne se milna .
ek ittefaq aapka hmari zindgi mia aana
ek haqiqat - aap se dosti karna
aur ek tammna -- dosti ko zindgi bhar nibhana

unki ada ka kya jawab de
apne dost ko hum kya uphar de
acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwaate
per jo khud gulab ho use kya gulab de..

Largest Countries in the World

Rank Country Area (square kilometers)
1 Russia 17,075,400
2 Canada 9,976,140
3 United States 9,629,091
4 China 9,596,960
5 Brazil 8,511,965
6 Australia 7,686,850
7 India 3,287,590
8 Argentina 2,776,890
9 Kazakhstan 2,717,306
10 Sudan 2,505,810
11 Algeria 2,381,740
12 Dem. Rep. of Congo 2,345,410
13 Mexico 1,972,550
14 Saudi Arabia 1,960,582
15 Indonesia 1,919,440

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

Recent days, Tuhin dates with three women and
wants to decide which one will be the best to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of tk 5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty perlour, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. Then she tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She buys a new set of STRONG perfume, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously,

the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

(scroll down for the answer)

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He married the most beautiful one!!! Ha Haaa....
Love doesn't matter much to them.

You know, ..Men are just Men!!!