Today is Sachin's Birthday

Happy Birthday to Sachin

We all wanna see him not in hospital, but in the field.













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Problems with GUYS (dnt take it seriously), its true

The Problems with GUYS:

If u

TREAThim nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

 

 If u

DRESS Nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG .

If u

ARGUEwith him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are

SMARTERthan him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't

Love him, he tries to POSSESS
u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE
u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make
love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he
says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM,he says u are TROBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST
him.

If u SCOLD
him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES
for u.

If u BREAK
your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED
to do so.

If u SMOKE,
u are BAD
girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL
in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT
him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

If
u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

 

Microsoft Joke again

A helicopter was flying around above the town, Seattle when an
electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Jokes - Conversation over Phone

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:  "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.   "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I couldjust be polite and end the conversation.  I tell him,
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

Valentine SMS

I am opening an emotional bank a/c for u in my heart,
please deposit ur love and u will get the interest.
Happy Valintine's day...

one stone is enough to break a glass
one sentence to break heart
one second is enough to fall in love
one good friend like u is enough to spend the whole life..

ek sapna.. kisi se apne se milna .
ek ittefaq aapka hmari zindgi mia aana
ek haqiqat - aap se dosti karna
aur ek tammna -- dosti ko zindgi bhar nibhana

unki ada ka kya jawab de
apne dost ko hum kya uphar de
acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwaate
per jo khud gulab ho use kya gulab de..