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posted by Ripan

Aesa Apna Husband Ho... (For Gals)

Aesa Apna Husband Ho...
6" feet jiss ki height ho,
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaj us ka light ho,
Husband apna aesa bright ho...

Uff tak na karay itna quite ho,
Dinner main us ka jawab na ho,
Romantic night ho,
Shopping kar kay jab bhi aoon,
Bolay "darling, tum kitni nice ho",
Husband apna aesa bright ho...

Mujhay rani bana kar rakhay,
Tau phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas susar kay samnay kahay,
Jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
Jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Jahan chahay jaaon, Jo chahay karoon,
Kuch is tarah ki life ho,
Her doosray week ghoomnay phirnay ki flight ho,
Aisa hojaye tau main uroon asman pay jaise kite ho,
Husband apna aesa bright ho...

Think What Can Happen Next???

posted by Ripan

Q&A about The All Indian Dada -"Sourav Ganuly"

Q. What's Rahul Dravid's latest statement about Dada?
A. "In the pavilion, first there's God and then there's Dada".

Q. What's Dada's favorite Engilsh movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds

Q. Whats Dada's favorite hindi movie?
A. AA Aab laut chalen.

Q. Whats Dada's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka Jeena ?? Phir to hai jana (Kaho na pyar hai)

Q. Whats Dada's favorite food?
A. Maggie (offcourse?. He puts Maggie noodles in a pan before going to bat and he comes back just in time when it is ready)

Q. Dada teaching his daughter ABC?.
A A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dadagiri ???.

Q. what is the similarity between 100 m race and Dada's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete.

Q. Easiest way to get Dada out?
A. just bowl to him ?. He will get out anyway.

Q. How can Dada score century in cricket?
A. By bowling 10 overs??.. he will give away 100 runs

Q. Which is the best team in the world?
A. India offcourse?? plays with 10 people ( dada cant bat, bowl or field) and still wins sometimes.

Q. What shud Dada do after retirement?
A. Become catching coach ?.. he offers best catches in the game of cricket.

Q. Why did Dada decide to donate his Bat?
A. He doesn't use it anyways.

Q. Who can beat Dada's record of 2 min at crease?
A. Dada himself if he can improve his running speed.

WORDS WOMEN OFTEN USE

The Words:

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Send this to the friends(only men) you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!