At Last Images of CGHS 100 Year Celebration

The Images of Ctg. Gogt. High School 100 year celebration:

        
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Read What they're thinking about TV AD

When I read about Royal Philips Electronics seeking a patent that will prevent consumers from changing the channel when a TV advertisement comes on, I felt immediately disgusted.

PCMagazine's Executive Producer Robyn Peterson said it best: "This technology will be holding us captive in our own homes!!!"

Though Philips is admitting that consumers wouldn't tolerate this feature: "....However, that the anti-channel changing technology might not sit well with consumers"
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Today is Sachin's Birthday

Happy Birthday to Sachin

We all wanna see him not in hospital, but in the field.













To add your birthday wishes
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Problems with GUYS (dnt take it seriously), its true

The Problems with GUYS:

If u

TREAThim nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

 

 If u

DRESS Nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG .

If u

ARGUEwith him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are

SMARTERthan him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't

Love him, he tries to POSSESS
u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE
u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make
love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he
says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM,he says u are TROBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST
him.

If u SCOLD
him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES
for u.

If u BREAK
your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED
to do so.

If u SMOKE,
u are BAD
girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL
in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT
him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

If
u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

 

Microsoft Joke again

A helicopter was flying around above the town, Seattle when an
electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

Jokes - Conversation over Phone

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:  "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.   "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I couldjust be polite and end the conversation.  I tell him,
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

Valentine SMS

I am opening an emotional bank a/c for u in my heart,
please deposit ur love and u will get the interest.
Happy Valintine's day...

one stone is enough to break a glass
one sentence to break heart
one second is enough to fall in love
one good friend like u is enough to spend the whole life..

ek sapna.. kisi se apne se milna .
ek ittefaq aapka hmari zindgi mia aana
ek haqiqat - aap se dosti karna
aur ek tammna -- dosti ko zindgi bhar nibhana

unki ada ka kya jawab de
apne dost ko hum kya uphar de
acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwaate
per jo khud gulab ho use kya gulab de..

Largest Countries in the World

Rank Country Area (square kilometers)
1 Russia 17,075,400
2 Canada 9,976,140
3 United States 9,629,091
4 China 9,596,960
5 Brazil 8,511,965
6 Australia 7,686,850
7 India 3,287,590
8 Argentina 2,776,890
9 Kazakhstan 2,717,306
10 Sudan 2,505,810
11 Algeria 2,381,740
12 Dem. Rep. of Congo 2,345,410
13 Mexico 1,972,550
14 Saudi Arabia 1,960,582
15 Indonesia 1,919,440

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

Recent days, Tuhin dates with three women and
wants to decide which one will be the best to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of tk 5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty perlour, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. Then she tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She buys a new set of STRONG perfume, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously,

the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

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He married the most beautiful one!!! Ha Haaa....
Love doesn't matter much to them.

You know, ..Men are just Men!!!

Marriage Myths

Myths Such as these Can Hurt Your Marriage  

We think that many myths that surround marriage give couples unrealistic expectations. Disappointment is sure to come for people who are looking for the Cinderella-like happily-ever-after storybook marriage year after year.
If you watch late night TV, enjoy classic movies, listen to love songs, or read romantic novels, then you may have an image of marriage that never, ever was.

  MYTH: Loneliness Myth - marriage will end our loneliness.
REALITY: Many married people still feel very lonely.

  MYTH: Fulfillment Fallacy which makes us believe that being married makes us complete human beings.
REALITY: A couple complements one another, not completes one another.

  MYTH: Marriage Is for Everyone.
REALITY: There are a lot of unmarried people who are extremely happy.

  MYTH: Romance will always be alive in a good marriage.
REALITY: Nearly all relationships experience peaks and valleys. The everyday problems and challenges of married life can often cloud over romantic feelings. This is when making the decision to love is important.

  MYTH: Marriage makes people happy.
REALITY: A good marriage doesn't just happen. It takes nurturing and work. We can't expect our spouse to be our one source of happiness. Our personal happiness must come from within ourselves. Marriage can complement our own individual happiness but it can't be the primary source.

  MYTH: My spouse should know my needs without my saying anything.
REALITY: Just because we're married doesn't mean we can read minds. We have to tell our spouses what our needs are.

  MYTH: Conflict means a lack of love.
REALITY: Conflict happens in every marriage. Fighting fair and for the relationship, and not just to "win" is healthy in a marriage.

NASA's investment in Space

When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, They found out that the pens would'nt work at zero gravity.(ink wount flow down to the writing suface).

To solve this problem, It took them one Decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from Below freesing to over 300 degree C.

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And what did the Russians do....??????
They used a pencil ...

Things money can't buy

It can buy a house, but not a home.


It can buy a bed, but not sleep.


It can buy a clock, but not time.


It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.


It can buy you a position, but not respect.


It can buy you medicine, but not health.


It can buy you blood, but not life.

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U don't always see, what U think U see

First Save the file in your computer by right clicking on the picture and then follow the instructions.


If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot,
you will only see one color, pink.
If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green.

Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture.
After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and
you will only see a green dot rotating if you're lucky!

It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear.
This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.

There is S/thing About Wives

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Jokes: Cyanide & Others...

Cyanide Please!

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife, and handed it to the pharmacist.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"


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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that." the husband said.
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

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After waking up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams"

Casual-Dress Day

A company decides to adopt the Fridays as casual day and they issued a memo to all departments intimating the same.

Week 1
memo 1: Effective from this week, The Company is adopting fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.

Week 3

memo 2: spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for casual day.

Week 6

memo 3: casual day refers to dress only, not attitude.

Week 8

memo 4: a seminar on how to dress for casual day will be held at 4 p.m. friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 9

memo 5: as an outgrowth of friday's seminar, a 14-member casual day task force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.

Week 14

memo 6: the casual day task force has distributed a 30-page manual entitled "relaxing dress without relaxing company standards." a copy has been distributed to every employee.

Week 18

memo 7: company is providing psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to casual day.

Week 20

memo 8: we are no longer able to effectively support or manage casual day.
Casual day is discontinued.

Little Joke on British Air Force

While stationed with the British Air Force, I found a memo typed on official letterhead. At the bottom of the letterhead was our motto: "Peace is our profession."

Beneath that, someone had added, "Bombing is only a hobby."

This is marketing!!!

# You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

# You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

# You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.

# You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.

Computer: male or Female?

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.''''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el lapiz.''

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?''

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.


The men's group decided that ''computer'' should definitely be of the feminine gender (''la computer''), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (''el computer''), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on and order them;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.